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You've perfectly described the word 'sonder' - the profound feeling of realizing that everyone, including …

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How can one say "Live, laugh, and love" then immediately follow with "Be different"? That …

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bruisedhedonist, periods are supposed to be in quotations.

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"our" not "are". stay in school.

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Jack Handey - Trampoline Store
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

Jack Handy - Tadpoles!
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.