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so... you cheated on him

William Chapman
Thank you, for this quote. I appreciate it very much.

Candace Owens
It's a method that is used to silent those who don't want to hear it. …

Khaldoon Khalid
Very relatable, especially at 23 as I'm finishing up my last week of undergrad this …

Michael Sugrue
Yeah, that's great and all. But here's a reminder that you can praise God up …

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Lizzie - Compromise
My husband has the disgusting habit of picking his teeth in bed. I wake up in the morning with toothpicks in my hair. It drives me crazy. So, I thought why not offer a compromise? If I promise not to fart in bed (at least when I'm awake), can he promise not to pick his teeth? I think this might do the trick!

Lizzie - A Quote by Sherman Alexie
"When you resort to violence to prove a point, you've just experienced a profound failure of imagination." Any dull-witted baboon can resort to violence at the drop of a hat. Don't be a dull-witted baboon.