Michael Scott - The Office - Unknown

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I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself... So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep.

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weesin 1 year, 7 months ago
Funny story about this episode of the Office - a friend of mine went as Michael Scott for Halloween one year. Super easy costume to put together. Just put on a suit, remove one shoe and wrap it up in plastic wrap. Finish the ensemble with a pair of crutches. There - you've now got a unique and cheap Halloween costume!

Those of you who have seen this episode will appreciate this story

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