I will not carry a gun - Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H

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I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!

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liftymclift 1 year, 2 months ago
The word "carry" is used far to repetitively.
This is the worse quote I've had to type to date.

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