Primitive Sergeant - George Carlin

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There was a first time for everything. At some point, every custom, every practice, every ritual had to be explained to people for the first time. It must have been tricky, especially in primitive societies. For instance, the first human sacrifice. Not of the enemy, but the first ritual killing of a member of your own tribe. Someone had to announce it to the people. Someone with authority, but probably not the top guy. A sergeant. A primitive sergeant, addressing a band of early cave people.

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weesin 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Thanks for posting this quote. George Carlin was a brilliant man who held a scatching microscope to all the ills of our society. We need more George Carlins in this world

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