Noisy - The Absolute Master of Typing

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Recently, I've heard complaints come from my sister about the amount of noise I make as I type. I feel bad for her, as she will never get as much pleasure from typing as I do. I slam my keyboard as I type, but only because I love typing. I think the harder I smash the keys, and the louder the noise they make, the better I'm typing. I am the absolute master of typing, so this must be true...

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divine_. 7 months, 3 weeks ago
how do you call yourself a master of typing when you barely type 80 wpm. i would've thought you typed somewhere around maybe 150 but you type at 80. anyways. just keep working on the typing and never quit on it. its something i enjoy too.
weesin 2 years, 1 month ago
Wow....that was a super long story @ bvw...

Anyhoo...I'll keep this quick. Studies show that amount of force used to strike keys is inversely proportional to the speed of the typing
bvw 2 years, 1 month ago
Wow you are much faster than me! One reason I am learning to type fast is to communicate much better. MIstakes impede clarity of thought. Production of course too. But another is to type more quietly. Me and Navy Fighter Pilots have a natural antagonism, possibly because our maleness is mega alpha. I have managed at times to be in the same room as a Navy Fighter Pilot without getting in a fight. Even befriended one, but because there was too much potential for a hot fire of romance between his wife and me, I abbandoned all relations with him. Marriage is a good thing and I never want to bust one. Anyway one fight I did have, and nearly got fired over was with a Navy Pilot who complained with his fists about my loud typing. Bad for him. I hit back, and don't hold back when I do. Still, he had a valid complaint. My hunt and peck was abusive to the ears of all around me.

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