Villa Incognito - Tom Robbins

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All Carolina folk are crazy for mayonnaise, mayonnaise is as ambrosia to them, the food of their tar-heeled gods. Mayonnaise comforts them, causes the vowels to slide more musically along their slow tongues, appeasing their grease-conditioned taste buds while transporting those buds to a place higher than lard could ever hope to fly.

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closedspace808 1 year, 6 months ago
Hilarious quote
divine_. 2 years, 7 months ago
disgusting ass

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