Coxism # 8 - Scrubs, Season 1

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I've had enough. The next whiny intern that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them. And you, you neurotic, one-woman freak-show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist. Because if you are so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.

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weesin 5 days, 3 hours ago
@mollahan_hannah, check out this youtube link....it's all of Dr. Cox's rants from Season 1 of Scrubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UneYwH9kvJ4
weesin 5 days, 3 hours ago
hmmm...I'm in Canada and I don't think it's on Canadian Netflix....but if you're in another country, you could see if it's on your version of Netflix

we just download it....not sure from which site as my kids take care of that kind of stuff for their luddite mother. Just do a Google search for "Scrubs free downloads"....I'm sure you'll come up with something

Also, you can check it out on youtube to see if you even like the humour in the show before you go ahead and invest time searching for downloads. There are lots of youtube videos about the show...and entire videos dedicated to Dr. Cox's rants
mollohan_hannah 5 days, 3 hours ago
@weesin will do. it seems very interesting. where can I find it?
weesin 5 days, 3 hours ago
this is a quote from a show called Scrubs. I highly recommend it. My kids and I binge watch it every year or so. It's a medical comedy. Super funny. Download an episode or two...you'll get hooked! It's a hilarious show that I think everyone can enjoy...regardless of your age or life experience
weesin 5 days, 3 hours ago
Thanks for trying to explain @plex_is_better. Maybe I'm too old and am not cool enough to know what you guys are talking about....I'm still lost....

I'm guessing this is some stupid media thing...like a meme (I think kids call them "memes"). I wish people on this site would realize that people of all ages and experiences use this site....not everyone knows about your silly little jokes or memes. So explain them. Or don't use them please

mollohan_hannah 5 days, 4 hours ago
also, on a more serious note, what is this from?

mollohan_hannah 5 days, 4 hours ago
@plex_is_better
mY nAmE JeFf
plex_is_better 5 days, 4 hours ago
@weesin I think the "naem jeoff" was a poor attempt at making the "my name jeff" joke, could be wrong. The !!!!!!!! though, no idea.
weesin 5 days, 4 hours ago
why bother posting comments that others have no way of understanding?

@maxlucetyping, what does !!!!!!!!! mean?

@timoslayer, what does "naem jeoff" mean?
maxlucetyping 5 days, 4 hours ago
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timoslayer 5 days, 4 hours ago
naem jeoff

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