Salmon of Doubt - Douglas Adams

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Time travel? I believe there are people regularly travelling back from the future and interfering in our lives on a daily basis. The evidence is all around us. I'm talking about how every time we make an insurance claim we discover that somehow mysteriously the exact thing we're claiming for is now previously excluded from our policy.

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gtrreaper43 2 years, 9 months ago
Dude this quote is true. But how do you know if they're from the future?
maxlucetyping 2 years, 9 months ago
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weesin 2 years, 9 months ago
Fantastic quote! But you should have commas both before and after the word "mysteriously"

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