Damned - Chuck Palahniuk

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The reason boys desire so desperately to kiss girls is because, with each kiss, the activity makes the boy's wanger grow larger. The more girls a boy can kiss, the larger a wanger he'll eventually possess, and the boys boasting the largest are awarded the best-paying, highest-status jobs. Really, it's all very simple.

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weesin 5 years ago
good call @plex_is_better. I missed that one
plex_is_better 5 years ago
Also, @jonconnor, it's site. Cite is a completely different word with a completely different meaning.
weesin 5 years ago
Also @jonconnor - we both knowt that you're not a "worker". If you were a worker, you wouldn't break the rules of the site by posting crap lyrics as quotes when quotes aren't allowed and you wouldn't leave rude, inappropriate comments for others. What do you get out of lying?
weesin 5 years ago
How is it uncalled for? There aren't any swears. It's not about religion. It's not song lyrics, It's a direct qoute from a book. There are "quotes" on this site that refer to women as "b*tches" and glorify violence against them - yet you find this "uncalled for"? You might wish to revisit your value system
jonconnor 5 years ago
This is uncalled for, I am actually a worker so I will get you banned from this cite.

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