Savage Wife - Anonymous

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A husband is walking behind his wife and says, "Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around and the husband starts getting amorous. Wife says: "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!"

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stephends 1 year, 11 months ago
It's been quite a while since I laughed like this. LMAO
shet 2 years, 6 months ago
guest._. 2 years, 6 months ago
Anonymous is at another level with his quotes.
kxenia 2 years, 9 months ago
das fani
anshsaini 3 years, 3 months ago
lmao chod mara
zalyx 4 years, 11 months ago
lmfao nice
weesin 5 years, 1 month ago
Hilarious quote! I love spousal humour in the style of Chaucer's character, The Wife of Bath. This is my new favourite quote on this site!

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