Deep Thoughts - Jack Handy

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A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that you got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who is going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

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weesin 4 years, 9 months ago
Thanks for the feedback - glad you enjoyed it.

Deep Thoughts are actually short, comedic writings by a man named Jack Handy which were eventually picked up by, and aired as interstitial segments on, Saturday Night Live in the '90s. There are tons of such pieces to enjoy if you Google them
user75732 4 years, 9 months ago
Hilarious... what is this, 1950s humor?

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