On Breastfeeding Struggles - Ali Wong

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Giving birth ain't nothing compared to breastfeeding! Breastfeeding is brutal. It is chronic physical torture. I thought it was supposed to be this beautiful bonding ceremony, where I would feel like I was sitting on a lily pad in a meadow and bunnies would gather at my feet while the fat Hawaiian man version of 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' would play. It's not like that! Breastfeeding is a savage ritual that just reminds you that your body is a cafeteria now! It don't belong to you no more.

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