I always hire the same girl: stylish, slender, worships the magazine. But so often, they turn out to be disappointing, almost stupid. And then along comes you, with that impressive resume and a big speech about your work ethic. I thought differently for once. I said to myself, Go Ahead. Take a chance! Hire the smart, fat girl. Pfft, I had hope. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um - more than any of the other silly girls here. That's all.