George Carlin

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Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man - living in the sky - who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time! ... But He loves you.

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afbwelter 8 years, 2 months ago
Nice straw man argument. Love all of these underhanded techniques that undermine those of us who believe in something that we have every right to believe in. Obviously I am not swayed, I just feel bad for those of us who are not intelligent enough to spot argument techniques that are not based on truth and pick at only small pieces of a whole.
sailor 9 years ago
And umvard responds with an ad hominum attack, moves the goal posts, attacks atheists, and tops it off with a "no TRUE Scotsman" argument. Typical. *sigh*
umvard 9 years ago
This is a childish sort of atheism that is unwilling to take the propositions of Christianity seriously. It avoids an intelligent debate by cowardly assuming that their Christian opponents have the most puerile understanding of their own religion. Bluntly put, no adult Christian believes that God is a man living in the sky, or holds such an ignorant idea of Hell (and if they do, they're wrong).

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