Wait for the Punchline - Anonymous

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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time, but finally gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long, but eventually he does it. He goes to buy flowers. The line at the florist is really long, but he eventually gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.

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kxenia 2 years, 6 months ago
english is my 3rd language, so i have to process the joke in my mind for like 5 minutes
user271120 3 years ago
good one OP

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