Getting Married Today - Stephen Sodheim

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Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here I'd like to thank you all For coming to the wedding. I'd appreciate you going even more I mean, you must have lots of better things to do and not a word of it to Paul Remember Paul? You know, the man I'm going to marry but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anything as wonderful as he is. Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers, Thank you all, now it's back to the showers Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today.

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