Blackadder

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So let's recap. If I admit that I am in love - sorry, head over heels in love with Satan and all his little wizards then you will remove my testicles with a blunt instrument resembling some kind of gardening tool and roast them over a large fire. Whereas if I don't admit that I'm in love with Satan and all his little wizards, you will hold me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade. Oh, I see.

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