Things Bart Simpson has written on the chalk board (part 7) - Simpsons

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I will not draw naked fish in class. I will not conduct my own fire drills. I did not see Elvis. I will return the seeing eye dog. Funny noises are not funny. I will not call my teacher "hot cakes." I will not snap bras. Garlic gum is not funny. I will not fake seizures. They are laughing at me, not with me. This punishment is not boring and meaningless. I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom.

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nbaplaya26 9 years, 6 months ago
i will not call markz "hot cakes"
lickinchicken 9 years, 6 months ago
even tho u cant lik
lickinchicken 9 years, 6 months ago
lik if u cri evry tim
nbaplaya26 9 years, 6 months ago
markz afrad of wollercozterz lolz
lickinchicken 9 years, 6 months ago
ur right its awesome
nbaplaya26 9 years, 6 months ago
nah 21
lickinchicken 9 years, 6 months ago
this is weird bruh
nbaplaya26 9 years, 6 months ago
I love it

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