I Hate Parties - Sarah Ruhl

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I hate parties. And a wedding party is the biggest of all. All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower. He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them. Then I have to greet them. A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a father and a daughter. They stop being married to each other on that day.

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elite_jaredgoff 1 week, 3 days ago
They WHAT?
leology 1 month, 2 weeks ago
ew this is weird

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