Justin - McFodi

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The town's local idiot. We estimated his IQ to be around 72. We told him this; he said "Oh a C ain't that bad." Tuesday he fell into a liquor store. Seeing the chips, he screamed at the cashier, claiming that snacks are not liquor: the store was "false advertising." He pulled a gun, "Give me the money in the tray and the police won't know." He went home and buried the money, hoping it would grow a dollar tree. We planted an actual money tree in the spot where he buried the cash. "I told y'all."

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