The Hearse Song - Alvin Schwartz

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Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by, for you may be the next one to die. They wrap you up in a big white sheet from your head down to your feet. They put you in a big black box and cover you up with dirt and rocks. All goes well for about a week, then your coffin begins to leak. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle in your snout, they eat your eyes, they eat your nose, they eat the jelly between your toes. They eat the jelly between your toes...

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