Two dead boys - unknown

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One sunny day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys began to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, just ask the blind man; he saw it too.

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namehere 1 year, 10 months ago
Learned this in middle school... Still gold
bananapudding 1 year, 10 months ago
Yeah, I read the whole thing even though I'm blind.
skeppy 2 years, 9 months ago
funny :)
cjvadnais 3 years, 3 months ago
Nice poem. I would like to read more.

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