Virgin Astronaut vs Chad Cosmonaut

By seinfeld - updated: 6 days, 15 hours ago - 7 messages

Who else is planning to celebrate the 60th anniversary of Yuri Gagarin's epic spaceflight (Apr/12/1961)? "Поееееееехали"! He was the first human to journey into outer space, y'know.

Virgin astronaut:
- suit is literally prison mate orange
- flew in deadliest aircrafts ever made
- crew of virgins can't even leave low earth orbit
- basically a space taxi service man
- flies to space with women, still no chance of joining the mile high club

CHAD COSMONAUT:
- YURI GAGARIN... 'nuff said
- Fucking soviet level of perfection and style
- nerves of steel
- had a smile that could get any woman into pudding club (= get pregnant) during Cold War
By seinfeld - posted: 3 weeks, 4 days ago

Poyeeeeeeeekhali!!!!! ^__^
By seinfeld - posted: 3 weeks, 4 days ago

Ginа Lollobrigida was аll over Yuri Gagarin.
By saadanius - posted: 3 weeks ago

Based and Soviet Pilled
By seinfeld - posted: 3 weeks ago

Did you mean "biased"?

How are you liking your life in US? I have a lot of Saudi friends! Saudis are awesome! I really want to go to Saudi Arabia one day. Did you enjoy studying at the Catholic University of America? I hope you didn't study too hard though. American girls are very DTF, amigo. Go out and date one! You won't be disappointed.
Updated 3 weeks ago
By blaugershnauger - posted: 3 weeks ago

Based is a slang term for "being yourself and not caring what others think."
By seinfeld - posted: 3 weeks ago

I thought "based" meant being addicted to crack cocaine and/or other substances lol
Eg: Hunter "the Based" Biden is a disgrace to his family name.
Updated 3 weeks ago
By blaugershnauger - posted: 3 weeks ago

It means that too. Some rapper called Lil B "reclaimed" it to the new meaning.