Dick Masterson
- The Dick Show Opening
Welcome to Dick! You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick! It's the only show where everything is a lawsuit! Coming to you live from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain, deep in the heart of the City of Failure. I am your host, Dick Masterson, the 20 million-dollar man! Joining me, like always, is Sean, the audio engineer.
