I am a simple man; I like: fast cars, beautiful women, and eating the fuck out of my own shit. I like to eat shit fresh, but I won't turn down a nice, well aged, ossified shit if its offered my way. Really though I don't think there is anything better than a fresh, hot mound of steaming horse shit. Its quite simply better than sex, its better than the best sex you can imagine. My proclivity for the eating of shit and my advocacy for the normalization of this somewhat eccentric lifestyle has cost me both financially and legally. People's prejudices run deep and die slow. Nevertheless, I will forge forth bravely in my dream that one day it will not just be socially acceptable to eat shit, but that people even have the option at restaurants or family thanks giving dinners. It is amazing how much the big corporations and the fast food chains want to fabricate and lie about the health benefits of eating your own shit or eating the shit of others or other animals. They pump out hundreds of studies which they payed for with fraudulent and idiotic results. Don't believe the big lie, think for yourself, do the research, and most of all EAT YOUR GOD DAMN SHIT! |