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Jake the Dog
It's not easy, but you have to be persistent. You might have to defeat a demon lord, or warp through several worlds. But once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs, and produce your magic key you got in the water world and unlock the chamber door. Then, you walk right up to the princess, and give her a smooch. Does that make sense?

anxiety club - oh no
Anxiety sucks. It always feels like something is behind you when you're alone, or something is under your bed while you're asleep. Social anxiety is also worse. It always feels like someone is laughing behind you, or talking about you in a bad way. Phobias, like being afraid of heights, affects almost everyone in the world. So, why don't we just get rid of them all? Our brains literally just cause all of these, so why not replace our brains? Sarcasm. That'll never happen, ever.

Fletcher - Calculating Resistance in a Parallel Circuit
The reciprocal of the sum of the reciprocals of all resistive loads across the circuit is the total resistance present in the circuit. In the event of combination circuits, where two or more resistive circuits are wired in series, the sum of these separate parallel calculations becomes the total resistance across the entire circuit.

Billy Redneck - Life moto
I want to ensure that everybody who is ever doing anything, has a good time. If you are doing something by choice and you're not having a good time, then don't do it. And if you're feeling down, you can get through it, realize that this is just a temporary point in your life and you will get through anything if you have a positive attitude about it. You're worth it.

Freddie Mercury - A Musical Prostitute: Freddie Mercury Interview (1984)
Interviewer: "How would you describe yourself as an artist, would you say that you're a very organized person, very spontaneous person?." No, myself as an artist, I'm just a musical prostitute my dear. It's basically that. Oh, who cares! disorganized and organized, That's an asshole question to ask anybody.

San Quinn - Hubba Rock - San Quinn's Verse
They used to sell coke with no baking soda added, back then fiends was snorting and free basing addicts! Then came hubbas, and the world went crazy. A new way to eat for the hustlers, in the late 80's. They used to put it in their cigarettes, simply just to grimmy, and then the "smooth dude" got hooked, now his outfits don't fit him!

Bojack Horseman - Miserable
Every time someone leaves rehab, it makes you think about your own progress. I bought into this idea that I was a thing that couldn't be changed. The main thing I didn't think about was that I didn't do this sooner. I wasted so many years being miserable because I assumed that was the only way to be. I don't want to do that anymore.

Grant Bramer - 7.6 New Deals Program
Carefully read the information about each of the New Deal Programs. The name of the New Deal Programs have already been filled out for you. Summarize what that program did. Record the ways in which the program influenced American society during the Great Depression AND in contemporary current times.

C.C. Baxter - The Apartment
Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among eight million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.

Emmanuel - What We Prepare
We owe it to you to keep you from physical harm, but we don't owe it to you to keep you from ideas you find abhorrent. We want you to be strong, not safe. Because the world is going to demand you to be strong.

Jonah Takalua - Summer Heights High
Being a FOB is mad because you are good at break-dancing. You are good at being tough. Teachers at this school are (not nice). All of them think they know everything, but they don't. Except Mrs. Palmer who is mad. And I am fully grateful for her wasting her time with me. Now I can read. And in Tonga I will read books every day. The end.

Eyedea & Abilities - Smile
A prince in practice moans for the attention that he wants But most of this town won't even dignify his ignorance with a response Left to a crowded foster home by a 15 year old mom Never been held in anyone's arms when you've never been moved its really hard to move on A young saleswoman sets up shop when the sun sets She'll make your wildest dreams come true at a price you won't forget.

bvw 2020g-01-22 13:55.03 est - Tao typing lunges, sprints, exhaustion, perfection
To type to the tao with perfection means practice or work with lunges of short phrases perfectly accurate, sprints of a paragraph with very few errors, mixed. When achieved move on to long exhausting pieces, and grow strong.

bvw 2020g-01-22 13:52.01 - The touch of tao typing
The touch of tao typing is to quiet the mind and let the words pass unfiltered, but buffered ahead, to the fingers, thoughtlessly. Practise until there is no consciousness in movement, just steady flow.

Al Harrington- CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse - Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to *you*! Attract business customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbors! African American? Hail a cab, testify in church or just RAISE THE ROOF!

Robert Heinlein - Armed Society
Well in the first place an armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization. That's a personal evaluation only. But gunfighting has a strong biological use. We do not have enough things to kill off the weak and the stupid these days. But to stay alive as an armed citizen a man has to be either quick with his wits or with his hands, preferably both. It's a good thing.

Anonymous - Don't Tell Me How Easy You've Made It
I do just fine on most quotes. But whenever someone adds a quote explaining how they just made it so easy and all the words are simple to type and it'll increase my wpm, it just ensures that I'm going to make more mistakes than normally. It's almost like a jinx. Just make a regular sentence and I have a higher chance of getting it right.

Tsugumi Ohba - Death Note Rule #22
The individuals who lose the ownership of the Death Note will also lose their memory of the usage of the Death Note. This does not mean that he will lose all the memory from the day he owned it to the day he loses possession. But means he will only lose the memory involving the Death Note.

Yoshihiro Togashi - Yu Yu Hakusho - Kazima Kuabarra
I'm sorry, Hiei, but I just don't think I can do that. See, I got this thing called a code, and it says no matter how ugly a fight gets I always finish it, even if it means risking my life.

Arin Hanson - local supermarket + mozart
Sign up now at your local supermarket for the rewards card. It will save you ten percent on FRICKING GOSHDARN BULLSHIP, FRICK! D'ya think I came out drawin' frickin' Mozart?!