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The Sun to the Psychic Ancient Tandem War Elephant
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Nancy Regan
This doesn't make any sense, can someone explain this quote to me? English is not ...

Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti
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Anuj Somany
Many societal problems rest with those people who often throw barbs or hide their intentions of vested-interest under the garb of saying that the society does not accept or appreciate it and regularly put the actual negative comments on the renaissance and valid points.

Kianna
Sex feels so good, you should try it! It just feels so good when the guy is putting his peenis in my vagina! And th e feeling of the peenis is good too!

Jacob bond - Unknown
In 2013 the world was inslaved (as a whole). Of course most people would immediatly think of dictators such as Hitler, or Ghengas Kahn, people with vast resources and thousands of followers to do their bidding. However, the world was inslaved by a single man this time around. One man, all I ask is how. This man must have obviously had connections to the goverment, mafia, etc..., but no. This man single handedly wiped out entire nations on force alone.

Sophie thomas - hhhhhhhhh9
Do what you can, when you can, where you are. They say destroy what destroy you, so I did, I destroyed myself. Be happy. Be Bright. Be you. You had me at hello.

Malikk Williams - This typing thing is lame asf
THIS IS LAME ASF FR !!!! I CAN'T EAT MY FUCKING FOOD ! I CANT DO NOTHING FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR.

Michael Davenport - Life After Death
You know, we all live our life to the fullest but when you do that one stupid thing that gets you killed you look down at your body and think. "Sh*t" Life After Death may involve you looking down at yourself, you may be stuck on earth for a little while, but no matter what, whether you killed yourself or you just died of natural causes or saving your country.

me i am the author - you are bad at typing haha
ç˚絬 ê e e e I see WHAT you mean when you say you need 150 characters a a a a a a a a a a a shut up you fool i am a genius the boy said and then he proved them all wrong by speelling a really hard word in the spelling be and then he later grew up and solved racism and stuff.

'x'zZ - A bad quote
You why you why you why you why you why you why tim tie time time time tim time you why what when how how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how().

Ade Polyguna - Ade Polyguna
Ade Polyguna works in Polyguna. He loves his job and tries to be the best, but everybody in Polyguna hates him. Ade tries to become friends with them as they are never be the enemy in Ade's eyes.

K Right - Selayang Pandang
Suatu pagi, saya melihat betapa indahnya matahari yang terbit di sebelah timur. Pagi itu burung berkicau layaknya ibu-ibu yang hendak pergi ke pasar. Seperti biasa, orang-orang baru berdatangan di terminal, stasiun, dan beberapa tempat yang menjadi pintu masuk ke kota ini. Ini adalah sebuah kota dengan segala kemungkinan ada. Ini adalah kota Jakarta. Kota yang sudah cukup tua dan padat untuk ditinggali. Panas dan kotornya kota ini sudah menjadi pemandangan yang biasa dilihat oleh penghuninya.

reading a book
this is reading. reading a book is really easy. you just open the book and start reading. WOW!!!! i read a book. it is that easy. try reading a picture book and then later on a hard chapter book. :).

llab1234 - llab
His mother stood on the porch, watching him. A conversation he had so many times before. Don't say anything, Adam. Tell him you fell down. It really was a little your fault wasn't it? We'll deal with it as a family.

King Lil G - AK47 6
I'm still posted with new fish heck is wrong with your new rap love your style and that new swag This one's for my new baby And all the girls in my new camp I rep it hard with my blue flag Number 9 on my 2 straps awesome boy need a comfy bed before you end up with a new rash And I'm still at the swapmeet Looking for them chicken chucks.

Joe Mama - You Are Gay Go Die
You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure.

Xavion Rhoads - Not cool
Sup, this is a replacement for something bad, not one of my originals, okay? So, don't hate me. It was terrible with bad words I would never repeat. It isn't mine, sorry, and come look at my originals.

just I think - intro
Top 5 Free Websites to Learn English Are you learning English and need help with grammar or verb conjugation? Do you want to learn new vocabulary or slang? No matter if you are a beginner, intermediate or advanced student, you can find help online with these free English as a Second Language websites.

YOUR MOM - Jeff henes
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi can be cool. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi can be cool. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

matthew david cooper - aha
There was once a boy named Dann, this boy began to sing a song, and then he got shot, but thankfully he was not killed until, then next morning. Little Dann was dead, the end.

BigDekurururu - ABC
I came across countless galaxies and conquered different universe. Now!, I come and challenge the supreme A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A. Z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b. Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A. Now, I know my ABC. E Z.

me boi - OK BOOMER
OK BOOMER. oh why don't you stop looking at cell phone. oh why does this book have no apps blah blah blah SHUT UP GOSH. CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STOP. OK BOOMER. oh why don't you stop looking at cell phone. oh why does this book have no apps blah blah blah SHUT UP GOSH. CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STOP OK BOOMER. oh why don't you stop looking at cell phone. oh why does this book have no apps blah blah blah SHUT UP GOSH. CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STOP.