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This quote is poo.

Braden Blueitt
I couldn't agree more!

and even more stupidity...

and yet more stupidity...

Scrubs - Season 2
dis is bad quot it says h-e-double hocky sticks!! dat is a bad word ;(((



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Scrubs - Season 1 - Coxism # 65
Well, you definitely need something. Um, maybe a backbone, or perhaps some testicles. At the very least, a pillow that you could carry around the hospital and just cry your sad eyes out into whenever drama occurs.

unknown - Mistake
He's so adorable, from his jet black hair to his cute bright smile. He laughs with this small smile, his glasses sit perfectly on his nose, his eyes just kinda sparkle every time he looks at the people he cares about, he's basically that perfect guy that everyone on social media talks about. He's smart, athletic, funny, just the right amount of awkward, simply flawless. He's so beyond perfection, and I'm not. I still fell for him anyway.

G Scott Wells - Quote
Why is it often that, when someone points out the lies of another person, the person who lied gets angry, rather than abashed. Never is this more apparent than when the lie pointed out is a lie to oneself, and the anger never more fierce than when the lie is one of religion.

Dan Barker - Quote
Truth does not demand belief. Scientists do not join hands every Sunday, singing, "Yes, gravity is real! I will have faith! I will be strong! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about it.

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Fortune always favors the brave, and never helps a man who does not help himself. No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else. Unless a man enters upon the vocation intended for him by nature, and best suited to his peculiar genius, he cannot succeed.

Denzel Washington
What it taught me was forgiveness. It taught me that when people present themselves in a certain way, there's probably some back story or issue or reason for the way that they are. It's not you. It's them. And a lot of times, its about something that's completely out of their control.

D. L. Moody - D. L. Moody on education.
If a man is stealing nuts and bolts from a railway track, and in order to change him you send him to college, at the end of his education he will steal the whole railway track.

deterdettol - deterdettol's views on Cherry MX Brown switches.
Many users of mechanical keyboards hate Brown key switches. Its critics blast its scratchy, weak tactile bumps. For me however, I wanted a switch that isn't as noisy as Blues, but found Reds too light and prone to accidental presses. I found that Browns with the slight tactile bump provided slightly more resistance and feedback which I still find useful, and the slightness of the bump is not an issue for me during typing because I tend to bottom out anyway. All in all they suit my needs well.

deterdettol - deterdettol's views on mechanical keyboards.
A high quality rubber dome keyboard is better than a low quality mechanical keyboard. Keys with consistent feeling, even as rubber domes can have a better feeling and feedback than inconsistent mechanical keys. When purchasing a keyboard, try them out before you buy one, and don't make the mistake of thinking that all mechanical keyboards are created equal.

Juan Muy - This way
Whenever I walk this way of that way, I tend to end of here not there. So just know that one will never get there due to the fact that you will always be here. This is an important part of ONE's Reality. Be here, because you will never be there!

Howard Moon, The Mighty Boosh
You know what Gregg? Maybe I was being a bit hasty there when I said I didn't love you. Perhaps, now in this light, with you in the tutu and the water playing off your... seaweed, maybe I could love you.

Dean and Gene Ween - The Argus
Lying in beds of garlic and orchids, he closes an eye, which closes another. And in sleep he dreams, of watching and looking and feather clouds dancing. He curls up his lid and sleeps...

Rick Sanchez - Szechuan Sauce
I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was fake. I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty.

unknown - Sports Scholarship.
You might be one of those people that perform very well when it comes to sports. If you are and you are in high school, you might have the idea that your ability at a given sport could end up putting you in line for a sports scholarship.

weesin - Weesin is a very sad person
"Weesin," you're a very sad person. If you think you're irritating or bothering me at all, you're simply correct. You may wish to put your "effforts" elsewhere because I am not worthy of them. I also do not know how to spell efforts.

weesin - I need to get a life
I need to get a life! I do not even know what a good quote is, nor why I didn't smash 5 stars right away. What is wrong with me? Perhaps I need to get laid...

KUNG FU PANDA - Kung Fu Panda
It goes like kung fu fighting. Do do do do do do do do. Little boy lightning. Do do do ddo dod od do. It goes like kung fu fighting. Do dod do dod do . Like little boy lightning. dod dod do dod Thank you and your welcome.

Fred Ding Dong - How could this happen to me
How could this happen to me! I made my mistakes! There's nowhere to run! But I had so much fun! This is by the band simple. I love them they are so awesome!!!!!!!!!

Bunny Child - Bunno Anatomy
You start with the floppity loppities, then you have the blinkers, the booplesnoot, also know as the wiggle sniffer, up next you have the lickety tickler, the nibblenoms, the amazing front fluff, the front stubs, thumper jumpers,and finally the flufferbuttle region, this region has a floofpoof. There is the bunno anatomy.

Andy Rooney - Quote
Those to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. There wasn't anyone else around when Mohammed got the word either. Mormon Joseph Smith and Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, had exclusive audiences with God. We have to trust them as reporters - and you know how reporters are. They'll do anything for a story.