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first line i was like "okay this is a LOTR quote" ...few lines later "wtf ...

Scared Husband
just buy a silent keyboard. you can buy it online bro.

Nicole Krauss
This sentence is self-aware.

Kyle Wiens (CEO of FixIt)
For better.

Henry Hill - Goodfellas
either way, you're gonna get shot

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Michael Davenport - Life After Death
You know, we all live our life to the fullest but when you do that one stupid thing that gets you killed you look down at your body and think. "Sh*t" Life After Death may involve you looking down at yourself, you may be stuck on earth for a little while, but no matter what, whether you killed yourself or you just died of natural causes or saving your country.

me i am the author - you are bad at typing haha
ç˚絬 ê e e e I see WHAT you mean when you say you need 150 characters a a a a a a a a a a a shut up you fool i am a genius the boy said and then he proved them all wrong by speelling a really hard word in the spelling be and then he later grew up and solved racism and stuff.

'x'zZ - A bad quote
You why you why you why you why you why you why tim tie time time time tim time you why what when how how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how() how().

Ade Polyguna - Ade Polyguna
Ade Polyguna works in Polyguna. He loves his job and tries to be the best, but everybody in Polyguna hates him. Ade tries to become friends with them as they are never be the enemy in Ade's eyes.

K Right - Selayang Pandang
Suatu pagi, saya melihat betapa indahnya matahari yang terbit di sebelah timur. Pagi itu burung berkicau layaknya ibu-ibu yang hendak pergi ke pasar. Seperti biasa, orang-orang baru berdatangan di terminal, stasiun, dan beberapa tempat yang menjadi pintu masuk ke kota ini. Ini adalah sebuah kota dengan segala kemungkinan ada. Ini adalah kota Jakarta. Kota yang sudah cukup tua dan padat untuk ditinggali. Panas dan kotornya kota ini sudah menjadi pemandangan yang biasa dilihat oleh penghuninya.

reading a book
this is reading. reading a book is really easy. you just open the book and start reading. WOW!!!! i read a book. it is that easy. try reading a picture book and then later on a hard chapter book. :).

Rinku Sen - Fund Racial Justice Strategies, Not Just Diversity
We distinguish racial justice from diversity and from multiculturalism. There can be diversity without equity. A diversity focus primarily addresses the symptoms of racism - with the goal of minimizing racial tensions and maximizing people's ability to tolerate difference and get along. A racial justice focus primarily addresses the causes of inequality and the solutions and strategies for producing equity.

llab1234 - llab
His mother stood on the porch, watching him. A conversation he had so many times before. Don't say anything, Adam. Tell him you fell down. It really was a little your fault wasn't it? We'll deal with it as a family.

King Lil G - AK47 6
I'm still posted with new fish heck is wrong with your new rap love your style and that new swag This one's for my new baby And all the girls in my new camp I rep it hard with my blue flag Number 9 on my 2 straps awesome boy need a comfy bed before you end up with a new rash And I'm still at the swapmeet Looking for them chicken chucks.

Joe Mama - You Are Gay Go Die
You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure You are a failure.

Xavion Rhoads - Not cool
Sup, this is a replacement for something bad, not one of my originals, okay? So, don't hate me. It was terrible with bad words I would never repeat. It isn't mine, sorry, and come look at my originals.

Cheetan Bhagat - Three mistakes of my life
The three mistakes of my life are as follows: the first mistake of life is that I did not help the India to grow and improve the technology from the foreign countries. The second mistake of life is that I did not help the students to study well for the further studies. And the last, as well as the third, mistake of life is that the person is very emotional in every event of life.

just I think - intro
Top 5 Free Websites to Learn English Are you learning English and need help with grammar or verb conjugation? Do you want to learn new vocabulary or slang? No matter if you are a beginner, intermediate or advanced student, you can find help online with these free English as a Second Language websites.

YOUR MOM - Jeff henes
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi can be cool. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi can be cool. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

George Orwell - Looking Back on the Spanish War
Nazi theory indeed specifically denies that such a thing as 'the truth' exists. There is, for instance, no such thing as 'science'. There is only 'German science', 'Jewish science' etc. The implied objective of this line of thought is a nightmare world in which the Leader, or some ruling clique, controls not only the future but the past. If the Leader says of such and such an event, 'It never happened' - well, it never happened. If he says that two and two are five - well, two and two are five.

matthew david cooper - aha
There was once a boy named Dann, this boy began to sing a song, and then he got shot, but thankfully he was not killed until, then next morning. Little Dann was dead, the end.

BigDekurururu - ABC
I came across countless galaxies and conquered different universe. Now!, I come and challenge the supreme A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A. Z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b. Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A. Now, I know my ABC. E Z.

me boi - OK BOOMER
OK BOOMER. oh why don't you stop looking at cell phone. oh why does this book have no apps blah blah blah SHUT UP GOSH. CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STOP. OK BOOMER. oh why don't you stop looking at cell phone. oh why does this book have no apps blah blah blah SHUT UP GOSH. CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STOP OK BOOMER. oh why don't you stop looking at cell phone. oh why does this book have no apps blah blah blah SHUT UP GOSH. CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STOP.

?????
Aiden ain't no good. He thinks he is but he ain't. I saw right through her, and I know that she hated me seeing her deepest and darkest feelings. But I loved it. I knew what she wanted.

Nalini Singh
Why is it"-she shivered as he kissed the top of her spine, went lower-"that I always end up naked while you remain dressed?" A husky masculine chuckle, his lips moving over her shoulder, his hands on her hips. "Because I'm a smart man.