bill wurtz
Slapping someone with a pancake is a delicate art form. If you slap them too hard the pancake will break, but if you do it too lightly it will not inflict the proper amount of pain and discipline.
CalebCity
- Delivered
To deliver is to assist a woman in giving birth to a baby. You weren't supposed to leave after that, you take him home! We don't deliver babies nowhere!
Anonymous
Many quotes are attributed to people who didn't really say them. Ascribing one's own opinions to someone more famous in order to give them more weight is a viable strategy after all, since most people don't fact check.
