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Olive - John Mulaney - New In Town
I wake up and I am covered in sweat lying on the observation table. I wake up, I open my eyes and I see Batman's face. He's looking at me and he goes: "you gotta go!" and I go: "Can I please talk to the doctor though for a sec because sometimes, I get nervous on airplanes." And Batman said: "the doctor's gone!" so I got my stuff... and I left.