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this is a disgusting, offensive quote. You should be ashamed of yourself. And are you ...

there is something seriously wrong with you @tableclothkitten

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what is wrong with you @tableclothkitten?

Kill niggers



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llab1234 - llab
His mother stood on the porch, watching him anconversation so many times before. Don't say anything, Adam. Tell him you fell down. It really was a little your fault wasn't it? We'll deal with it as a family. wtf.

Kheken Kahar M. - Puisi untuk DPR
Anda menganggap diri yang hebat tetapi Anda masih mengemis kepada kami. Anda membuat aturan untuk istirahat Anda. Anda membuat peraturan untuk membatasi hak-hak kami. Anda membuat rakyat Indonesia menderita hanya untuk menyelamatkan diri dan keluarga Anda. Jangan pernah memberitahu kami keadilan karena Anda munafik. Anda adalah penjahat dan pengkhianat terhadap bangsa ini! Anda adalah pembohong dan pembangun korupsi di negeri ini! Anda membuat Indonesia hancur!

Lil' Wayne - The Motto
It's Eastside. We in this *****, wish a ***** would like a tree in this *****. And if a leaf fall but some **** in that *****. That's my M-O add a 'B' to that ****. I'm ****** up, tore down, I'm twisted, door knob, talk stupid, off with your head. *****, money talks.

Dana J. Gordon - My Motto
*It~Ain't~What~It~Ain't* Word T Big Bird Karma Is A B***** You Can't Outrun.

unknown - unknown
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Drake - Club Paradise
Tell me, who did I leave behind. You think you got to me. I can just read your mind. You think I'm so caught up in where I am right now. But believe I remember it all. I be with my n-gga Cubbs, he in love with street sh-t, no wonder why I feel awkward at this Fashion Week sh-t.

Rakyat Indonesia - Pembukaan UUD 45
Bahwa sesungguhnya kemerdekaan itu ialah hak segala bangsa dan oleh sebab itu, maka penjajahan diatas dunia harus dihapuskan karena tidak sesuai dengan perikemanusiaan dan perikeadilan. Dan perjuangan pergerakan kemerdekaan Indonesia telah sampailah kepada saat yang berbahagia dengan selamat sentosa mengantarkan rakyat Indonesia ke depan pintu gerbang kemerdekaan negara Indonesia, yang merdeka, bersatu, berdaulat, adil dan makmur.

unknown - unknown
I can speak french je taime edin i can speak greek voitheia munhy all i love greek mythology cell phone spssh ijust love dogs. I stay healthy by running hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

2 Broke Girls
Look just know you're gonna struggle for a while. Someone is going to ask "What time it is?" and when you look at your watch he's gonna put his p**** on you. Or like Dan Savage says "It gets better". Although it hasn't for me, so maybe that only apply to questioning teens. In short, there's really no point to anything, but sometimes you get to eat candy or have sex and that's when all feels right.

Everyone is different learn to except that. hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello.

shushitbitch - Warm whispers.
Your warm whispers, Letting me drown in a pool of you Your warm whispers, Keeping the noise from breaking through, and I'm weeping warm honey and milk. That you stay surrounding me, surrounding me, Yeah I'm weeping warm honey and milk that you, stay surround me, surrounding me. Honey stay surrounding me.

donnie - aidan
Aidan Yoho our next president of the united states. he would make ag a proud part of our economy. he would also put money toward our schools and encourage school to have ag programs.

matthew david cooper - aha
There was once a boy named Dann, this boy began to sing a song, and then he got shot, but thankfully he was not killed until, then next morning. Little Dann was dead, the end.

Sex feels so good, you should try it! It just feels so good when the guy is putting his peenis in my vagina! And th e feeling of the peenis is good too!

Drake - HYFR
Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single? I heard you fucked your girl, is it true? You getting money? You think them nigga's you with is wit' you? And I say Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin' right Alright. Damn right Alright.

Anonymous - Because of You
standing on your school chair while your eyes are closed, then you're praying 20+ Our fathers with distractions like, someone laughing at you outside your classroom, then someone will move your chair. And after 20+ Our fathers are 10 Hail Mary's with same distractions.

Adolf Hitler - Germany
Germany will be a world power, or none at all. Then we will surround ourselves with tits. Lou is smaller that me. tits smell awesome. wow i love boobs.

Jacob bond - Unknown
In 2013 the world was inslaved (as a whole). Of course most people would immediatly think of dictators such as Hitler, or Ghengas Kahn, people with vast resources and thousands of followers to do their bidding. However, the world was inslaved by a single man this time around. One man, all I ask is how. This man must have obviously had connections to the goverment, mafia, etc..., but no. This man single handedly wiped out entire nations on force alone.

mean person from the west coast!
At lunch today, I ate two cookies, but shared them both. That isn't enough characters, which is sad because I liked it just like that but now I have to ramble on about nothing.

Joan of Arcadia - The Fire and the Wood
God: People ask me to do things - big things, little things - billions of times, every day. Joan: What do you expect? You're God! God: I put a lot of thought into the Universe; came up with the rules. It sets a bad example if I break them - not to mention, shows favoritism. Why should one person get a miracle, and not everybody else? Can you imagine the confusion? It's better when we all abide by the rules. Joan: No miracles? God: Miracles happen within the rules.