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ahmed - daokarachi
Islamabad: A Delegation From, The, United, States, Pharmacopeia (USP) Has, Offered, To, The, Ministry, Of National, Health, Services, (NHS) To, Improve, And, Make, the Drug, Regulatory, Of, Pakistan, (Drap) A Self-Sufficient, Body, Headed By, Emily, M. Kaine, the Delegation, Met, Federal, Minister, For, NHS, Aamer, Mehmood, Kiani, On Tuesday. The, Minister, Was Informed, About The, World, Health, Organisationl, (WHO) Global, Benchmarking, Took, And Development.

Tratto da Viaggio in Italia di Johann Wolfgang Goethe - ROMA
"... emana su di noi un senso di pace mentre corriamo da un capo all'altro di Roma, per conoscerne i massimi monumenti. In altri luoghi bisogna andar a cercare le cose importanti: qui se n'è schiacciati, riempiti a sazietà. (...) Per descriverlo ci vorrebbero mille bulini; a che può servire una sola penna?"

Denmark Pascua - Sometimes, Silent is Loud.
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phill - phill
I made up a song saying I farted it tickled my butt checks wiggled so I did it again. I farted it tickled my butt checks wiggled so I did it again. Hurray!

NUMBERS - READ THE "MY DOG SCRATCHY" QUOTE, THAT THING IS HALARIOUS!!!
READ MY DOG SCRATCHY QUOTE IS REALLY FUNNY GO RATE IT 5 STARS BECAUSE I THINK THAT IT IS REALLY FUNNY. BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT A LAUGH, THEN LOOK AT KEVIN HART, HE IS REALLY FUNNY.

unknown - unknown
I can speak french je taime edin i can speak greek voitheia munhy all i love greek mythology cell phone spssh ijust love dogs. I stay healthy by running hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

hello
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Kheken Kahar M. - Puisi untuk DPR
Anda menganggap diri yang hebat tetapi Anda masih mengemis kepada kami. Anda membuat aturan untuk istirahat Anda. Anda membuat peraturan untuk membatasi hak-hak kami. Anda membuat rakyat Indonesia menderita hanya untuk menyelamatkan diri dan keluarga Anda. Jangan pernah memberitahu kami keadilan karena Anda munafik. Anda adalah penjahat dan pengkhianat terhadap bangsa ini! Anda adalah pembohong dan pembangun korupsi di negeri ini! Anda membuat Indonesia hancur!

Dana J. Gordon - My Motto
*It~Ain't~What~It~Ain't* Word T Big Bird Karma Is A B***** You Can't Outrun.

Doesn't matter - Life
Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up. Life isn't worth it, give up.

donnie - aidan
Aidan Yoho our next president of the united states. he would make ag a proud part of our economy. he would also put money toward our schools and encourage school to have ag programs.

Rakyat Indonesia - Pembukaan UUD 45
Bahwa sesungguhnya kemerdekaan itu ialah hak segala bangsa dan oleh sebab itu, maka penjajahan diatas dunia harus dihapuskan karena tidak sesuai dengan perikemanusiaan dan perikeadilan. Dan perjuangan pergerakan kemerdekaan Indonesia telah sampailah kepada saat yang berbahagia dengan selamat sentosa mengantarkan rakyat Indonesia ke depan pintu gerbang kemerdekaan negara Indonesia, yang merdeka, bersatu, berdaulat, adil dan makmur.

HOW DO I PLAY. - HOW DO I PLAY,
HOW DO I PLAY THE ACTUAL TEST NOT LEARN THE RULES ! HOW DO I PLAY THE ACTUAL TEST NOT LEARN THE RULES ! HOW DO I PLAY THE ACTUAL TEST NOT LEARN THE RULES ! HOW DO I PLAY THE ACTUAL TEST NOT LEARN THE RULES ! HOW DO I PLAY THE ACTUAL TEST NOT LEARN THE RULES ! HOW DO I PLAY THE ACTUAL TEST NOT LEARN THE RULES !

Drake - Club Paradise
Tell me, who did I leave behind. You think you got to me. I can just read your mind. You think I'm so caught up in where I am right now. But believe I remember it all. I be with my n-gga Cubbs, he in love with street sh-t, no wonder why I feel awkward at this Fashion Week sh-t.

Lil' Wayne - The Motto
It's Eastside. We in this *****, wish a ***** would like a tree in this *****. And if a leaf fall but some **** in that *****. That's my M-O add a 'B' to that ****. I'm ****** up, tore down, I'm twisted, door knob, talk stupid, off with your head. *****, money talks.

Cheetan Bhagat - Three mistakes of my life
The three mistakes of my life are that first mistake of life is that I did not help the India to grow and improve the technology from the foreign countries and the second mistake of life is that I did not help the students to study well for the further studies and the last as well as the third mistake of life is that the person is very very emotional in the every event of the life.

Joan of Arcadia - The Fire and the Wood
God: People ask me to do things - big things, little things - billions of times, every day. Joan: What do you expect? You're God! God: I put a lot of thought into the Universe; came up with the rules. It sets a bad example if I break them - not to mention, shows favoritism. Why should one person get a miracle, and not everybody else? Can you imagine the confusion? It's better when we all abide by the rules. Joan: No miracles? God: Miracles happen within the rules.

Logan Smith - TurboTax - Free
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Drake - HYFR
Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single? I heard you fucked your girl, is it true? You getting money? You think them nigga's you with is wit' you? And I say Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin' right Alright. Damn right Alright.

unknown - unknown
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