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Normally evil
english grammar is dumb & inconsistent! Thanks for the proofread though!

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Volleyball is a sport, not a person, so it can't be 'enthusiastc'. Sports dont have ...

Normally evil
You typed 'who's' when you should have typed 'whose'

jazzy
what a ridiculously naive quote

Narcotics Anonymous
Or someone who's never gone gambling.

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donnie - aidan
Aidan Yoho our next president of the united states. he would make ag a proud part of our economy. he would also put money toward our schools and encourage school to have ag programs.

Lil' Wayne - The Motto
It's Eastside. We in this *****, wish a ***** would like a tree in this *****. And if a leaf fall but some **** in that *****. That's my M-O add a 'B' to that ****. I'm ****** up, tore down, I'm twisted, door knob, talk stupid, off with your head. *****, money talks.

Kheken Kahar M. - Puisi untuk DPR
Anda menganggap diri yang hebat tetapi Anda masih mengemis kepada kami. Anda membuat aturan untuk istirahat Anda. Anda membuat peraturan untuk membatasi hak-hak kami. Anda membuat rakyat Indonesia menderita hanya untuk menyelamatkan diri dan keluarga Anda. Jangan pernah memberitahu kami keadilan karena Anda munafik. Anda adalah penjahat dan pengkhianat terhadap bangsa ini! Anda adalah pembohong dan pembangun korupsi di negeri ini! Anda membuat Indonesia hancur!

unknown - unknown
I can speak french je taime edin i can speak greek voitheia munhy all i love greek mythology cell phone spssh ijust love dogs. I stay healthy by running hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

Dana J. Gordon - My Motto
*It~Ain't~What~It~Ain't* Word T Big Bird Karma Is A B***** You Can't Outrun.

NUMBERS - READ THE "MY DOG SCRATCHY" QUOTE, THAT THING IS HALARIOUS!!!
READ MY DOG SCRATCHY QUOTE IS REALLY FUNNY GO RATE IT 5 STARS BECAUSE I THINK THAT IT IS REALLY FUNNY. BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT A LAUGH, THEN LOOK AT KEVIN HART, HE IS REALLY FUNNY.

Drake - Club Paradise
Tell me, who did I leave behind. You think you got to me. I can just read your mind. You think I'm so caught up in where I am right now. But believe I remember it all. I be with my n-gga Cubbs, he in love with street sh-t, no wonder why I feel awkward at this Fashion Week sh-t.

Rakyat Indonesia - Pembukaan UUD 45
Bahwa sesungguhnya kemerdekaan itu ialah hak segala bangsa dan oleh sebab itu, maka penjajahan diatas dunia harus dihapuskan karena tidak sesuai dengan perikemanusiaan dan perikeadilan. Dan perjuangan pergerakan kemerdekaan Indonesia telah sampailah kepada saat yang berbahagia dengan selamat sentosa mengantarkan rakyat Indonesia ke depan pintu gerbang kemerdekaan negara Indonesia, yang merdeka, bersatu, berdaulat, adil dan makmur.

Jacob bond - Unknown
In 2013 the world was inslaved (as a whole). Of course most people would immediatly think of dictators such as Hitler, or Ghengas Kahn, people with vast resources and thousands of followers to do their bidding. However, the world was inslaved by a single man this time around. One man, all I ask is how. This man must have obviously had connections to the goverment, mafia, etc..., but no. This man single handedly wiped out entire nations on force alone.

2 Broke Girls
Look just know you're gonna struggle for a while. Someone is going to ask "What time it is?" and when you look at your watch he's gonna put his p**** on you. Or like Dan Savage says "It gets better". Although it hasn't for me, so maybe that only apply to questioning teens. In short, there's really no point to anything, but sometimes you get to eat candy or have sex and that's when all feels right.

Kianna
Sex feels so good, you should try it! It just feels so good when the guy is putting his peenis in my vagina! And th e feeling of the peenis is good too!

Adolf Hitler - Germany
Germany will be a world power, or none at all. Then we will surround ourselves with tits. Lou is smaller that me. tits smell awesome. wow i love boobs.

Drake - HYFR
Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single? I heard you fucked your girl, is it true? You getting money? You think them nigga's you with is wit' you? And I say Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin' right Alright. Damn right Alright.

K Right - Selayang Pandang
Suatu pagi, saya melihat betapa indahnya matahari yang terbit di sebelah timur. Pagi itu burung berkicau layaknya ibu-ibu yang hendak pergi ke pasar. Seperti biasa, orang-orang baru berdatangan di terminal, stasiun, dan beberapa tempat yang menjadi pintu masuk ke kota ini. Ini adalah sebuah kota dengan segala kemungkinan ada. Ini adalah kota Jakarta. Kota yang sudah cukup tua dan padat untuk ditinggali. Panas dan kotornya kota ini sudah menjadi pemandangan yang biasa dilihat oleh penghuninya.

Ralph Waldo Emerson - Life...
"DO NOT GO WHERE THE PATH MAY LEAD. GO INSTEAD WHERE THERE IS NO PATH AND LEAVE A TRAIL."-Ralph Waldo Emerson-in other words don’t be a follower be a leader.

Anonymous - Because of You
standing on your school chair while your eyes are closed, then you're praying 20+ Our fathers with distractions like, someone laughing at you outside your classroom, then someone will move your chair. And after 20+ Our fathers are 10 Hail Mary's with same distractions.

Tratto da Viaggio in Italia di Johann Wolfgang Goethe - ROMA
"... emana su di noi un senso di pace mentre corriamo da un capo all'altro di Roma, per conoscerne i massimi monumenti. In altri luoghi bisogna andar a cercare le cose importanti: qui se n'è schiacciati, riempiti a sazietà. (...) Per descriverlo ci vorrebbero mille bulini; a che può servire una sola penna?"

Joan of Arcadia - The Fire and the Wood
God: People ask me to do things - big things, little things - billions of times, every day. Joan: What do you expect? You're God! God: I put a lot of thought into the Universe; came up with the rules. It sets a bad example if I break them - not to mention, shows favoritism. Why should one person get a miracle, and not everybody else? Can you imagine the confusion? It's better when we all abide by the rules. Joan: No miracles? God: Miracles happen within the rules.

hello
Everyone is different learn to except that. hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello.

matthew david cooper - aha
There was once a boy named Dann, this boy began to sing a song, and then he got shot, but thankfully he was not killed until, then next morning. Little Dann was dead, the end.