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- My Temple
My body may be a temple, but I am the god to whom it is devoted. Do not presume to tell me how I may decorate my altar. - Take my tattoos from my skin, and the vile words from my mouth, but it will not change who I am.
Blarg
- 500 Liters Of Frog
Well he has a pool, and the winter liner just moved so there's a little hole, and I guess one frog hopped in and his frog buddies were like "YEAH COOL FROG HOUSE!" And then thousands of other frogs had that same idea, and now there's like 500 liters of frog dude. His pool is half full, and it's frog corpses! The thing is, after 10 frogs how do you even clean that? You don't use a net, you use a flamethrower. We having frog legs for dinner, boys.
