Diddling
- Kids
With all these pastors, priests and popes diddling little kids, you would think god would strike them down. Now, either god is sadistic and enjoys pedophilia or there isn't a god at all. I'm definitely going with the latter.
Bong Joon-Ho
- Parasite
Dad, today I made a plan. A fundamental plan. I'm going to earn money. A lot of it. University, a career, marriage, those are all fine, but first I'll earn money. When I have money, I'll buy that house. On the day we move in, Mom and I will be in the yard, because the sunshine is so nice there. All you'll need to do, is walk up the stairs... Take care until then. So long.
Bong Joon Ho
- Parasite
You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan at all. No plan. You know why? If you make a plan, life never works out that way. Look around us, did these people think 'Let's all spend the night in a gym?' But look now, everyone's sleeping on the floor, us included. That's why people shouldn't make plans. With no plan, nothing can go wrong and if something spins out of control, it doesn't matter. Whether you kill someone or betray your country. None of it fucking matters. Got it?
Ricky Gervais
- Golden Globes 2011
Thanks to everyone in the room for being good sports. Thanks to NBC. Thanks to Hollywood Foreign Press. Thank you for watching at home. And thank you to god, for making me an atheist. Thank you.
Ricky Gervais
- Books
If we took all the holy books and burnt them, they wouldn't come back in a thousand years. But if we took all the science books and burnt them, in a thousand years they would be back.
Arthur Fleck
- Joker
School, as a kid, my mother would say, "You should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma. I'm going to be a comedian." It's funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one's laughing now.
Bil Nye
- Undeniable
Our ancestors who did not have a fear of heights, who did not have a fear of eating something poisonous, who did not have a fear of venomous snakes and spiders, who were not afraid of drowning, well - they're dead.
Dwight Schrute
- The Office
I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
Dwight Schrute
- The Office
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
The Late Helen Wick
- John Wick
John, I'm sorry I can't be there for you. But you still need something, someone, to love. So start with this. Because the car doesn't count. I love you, John. This illness has loomed over us for a long time, and now that I have found my peace, find yours. Until that day, your best friend, Helen.
Michael Scott
- Grief Counseling
Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
Michael Scott
- Christmas
Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth."
Martin Luther King Jr.
Violence as a way of achieving racial justice is both impractical and immoral. I am not unmindful of the fact that violence often brings about momentary results. Nations have frequently won their independence in battle. But in spite of temporary victories, violence never brings permanent peace.
Alex Honnold
- Alone On The Wall - The Nose, Yosemite, CA
During most of the climb on the Nose, however, all but the very hardest passages, I was truly free soloing. The transition from daisy soloing to free is scary. I have to constantly remind myself, now I'm safe. Now I'm not. It's tough mentally. But you never forget, never think you're clipped to pro when you're actually attached to nothing. You're fully aware during those long stretches when only your hands and feet finding the right holds keep you from taking the big plunge.
National Parks
- Bryce Canyon National Park, UT
Hoodoos exist on every continent, but here is the largest concentration found anywhere on Earth. Situated along a high plateau at the top of the Grand Staircase, the park's high elevations include numerous life communities, fantastic dark skies, and geological wonders that defy description.
National Parks
- Zion National Park
The Virgin River cuts through the sandstone on her journey home, taking with her rocks and pebbles, widening and reshaping the canyons that define Zion. The intensity of the colors - the vivid ruby of the rocks, the clear sapphire of the sky, the emerald of the grass - make Zion National Park a treasure of the West.
John Muir
- Deer
The more I see of deer, the more I admire them as mountaineers. They make their way into the heart of the roughest solitudes with smooth reserve of strength, through dense belts of brush and forest encumbered with fallen trees and boulder piles, across canyons, roaring streams, and snow fields, ever showing forth beauty and courage.
Michael Scott
- Mr. Handell
A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students. Um, and then like twelve other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. Really ruined eighth grade for us.
Alex Honnold
- Rock Climbing
To be clear, I normally climb with a rope and partner. Free soloing makes up only a small percentage of my total climbing. But when I do solo, I manage the risk through careful preparation. I don't solo anything unless I'm sure I can do it.
