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Concerned User - A Drop in Quote Quality
Recently, ratings have been changed in such a way that genuinely good and highly rated quotes are buried and smothered by fresh quotes that no one's ever seen or rated yet, even negatively rated ones. That means rating quotes doesn't matter anymore since they're all going to be at least three stars or more however you rate it, So I've lost hope in the quality and wisdom in quotes on this site since and even if there is any left, they're all going to be smothered by faux five-star quotes.

Marty Robbins - Big Iron (Verse 8)
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round, there before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground. Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip, when he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip.

Marty Robbins - Big Iron (Verse 7)
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play, and the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today. Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped, and the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip.

Marty Robbins - Big Iron (Verse 6)
The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet, it was 20 past 11 when they walked out in the street. Folks were watching from the windows, everybody held their breath, they knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death.

Marty Robbins - Big Iron (Verse 5)
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red, but the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead. 20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip, 21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip.

Marty Robbins (Verse 4) - Big Iron
Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around, was an Arizona Ranger, wouldn't be too long in town. He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead, and he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red.

Marty Robbins - Big Iron (Verse 3)
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red, many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead. He was vicious and a killer though a youth of 24, and the notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more.

Marty Robbins - Big Iron (Verse 2)
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town. He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around. He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip, and he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip.

Marty Robbins - Big Iron (Verse 1)
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day, hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say. No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip, for the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip.

Concerned User - Y'know what makes me type faster?
A skin condition, the ultimate form of encouragement for my fingers; nothing like having your forearms burn whenever you type to limber up those typing muscles, no pain no gain!

Smokemifugottem - The Path of Gaming Excellence
Gain 200 lbs and eat A LOT of Doritos and drink 6 gallons of Mountain Dew every 6 hours! You're gonna need that gamer fuel. Delete every female contact from your phone, they will only drag you down and make you waste time. Be sure to grease up the controller every morning. Also you can go ahead and disconnect the plumbing to your bathtub or shower. You won't be bathing anymore if you wanna get good. Alternatively if you do have a bathtub, you can use it to store your Mountain Dew.

Primus - South Park Theme
I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!" Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.

CopyPasta - Own a musket for home defense
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.

Shadow the Hedgehog - Sonic's Final Moments
Nothing personnel, Kid. *Teleports behind you* Nothing personnel, Kid. *Teleports behind you* Nothing personnel, Kid. *Teleports behind you* Nothing personnel, Kid. *Teleports behind you* Nothing personnel, Kid. *Teleports behind you* Nothing personnel, Kid. *Teleports behind you*.

Concerned User - My experience touch-typing
I'll admit it, The first few of my typing tests on this site I wasn't touch typing and thought "Boy, am I fast at typing!" But as I started to touch type and got faster at it I saw how wrong I was! At first I was impressed ever since learning touch typing, But later after making more progress at touch typing I realized that my high scores weren't being recorded since those first few tests were higher than what I can type now, I was disappointed at first but now I see it as a challenge!

Bonnie Tyler - I Need A Hero (Chorus)
I need a hero! I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night; He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight! I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light; He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon, and he's gotta be larger than life!

Bonnie Tyler - I Need A Hero (Verse 1)
Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds, isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need!

Concerned User - Backspace
Out of all the keys on your keyboard, backspace must be the most important out of the entire batch! For without it making any revisions would be utterly impossible, not to mention how popular this key is on this particular website!