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Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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Magikal_Akern - The Office - Kevin Malone buying cookies
No, wait, no. I'm buying, I make the rules. I actually do want you to fight over me. I want to be wined and dined and... sixty-nined. Metaphorically sixty-nined. Ew! Perverts. No offense Oscar.

Magikal_Akern - The Office - Kevin Malone's Rap about Cookie Season
Oh the springtime thinks that it's the best. Fall time thinks that it's the best. Cold time has kind of a strut, and Valentine's thinks that it's the best! But gather round, peeps I'll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that's the truth!

Magikal_Akern - The Office - Kevin Malone
What an awesome party. The best wedding I've ever been to. I got six numbers. One more would have been a complete telephone number. This was epic. My Kleenex shoes were a huge conversation piece, but man my dogs are barking.