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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
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Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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Michael Scott - Michael Scott on technology
Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions. New technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me, the choice is easy.

Michael Scott - Prison Mike on Dementors
The worst thing about prison was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!

Sheldon Cooper - Big Bang Theory S8E5
Marty and Doc never have had have brought the time machine to twenty fifteen. That means, twenty fifteen Biff could also not have had have brought the almanac to nineteen fifty five Biff. Therefore, the timeline in which nineteen fifty five Biff gets the almanac is also the timeline in which nineteen fifty five Biff never get the almanac, and not just never gets, never have, never hasn't, never had have hasn't.

Dr. Seuss - How did it get so late?
How did it get late so soon? It's night before it's afternoon. December's here before it's June. My goodness how the time has flown. How did it get so late so soon?