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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
*if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0)

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Moira Rose - Schitts Creek
My great grandmother took it from her husband when she left him, and it has been passed down through all the women in my family as emergency currency in case we need to leave our husbands in the middle of the night.

Moira Rose - Schitts Creek
I made an obligatory appearance at the service, and his hysterical girlfriend cornered me into saying a few words. I didn't have a thought in my head, so I just stood up and sang "Danny Boy." Not a dry eye in the house.

George Salazar - Be More Chill
I started asking around, and finally, this guy I play Warcraft with told me about how his brother went from a straight D student to a freshman at Harvard. Do you know where he is now? He's in a mental hospital. Totally lost it. Think, man! We're talking an insanely powerful supercomputer. Do you think it's primary focus is to get you laid? Who made them? How did they end up in a high school? In New Jersey?