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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
*if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0)

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ME ME ME! - Potato in my pocket
Okay, so here's the deal. I know millions of quotes, (on account of reading so many books) but when the time comes that I can submit a quote, I forget them all. So, here is my very high class, mature quote. "I have a potato in my pocket."

Tyler Joseph - house of gold
She asked me: "Son, when I grow old, will you buy me a house of gold? And when your father turns to stone, will you take care of me? I will make you queen of everything you see. I'll put you on the map, I'll cure you of disease. Let's say we up and left this town, and turned our future upside down, I'll pretend that you and me, lived ever after happily."