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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

unknown
You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
*if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0)

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Mike Tyson - My back is broken! Spinal!
My back is broken... Spinal. I did it by a motorcycle accident. The doctors discovered. I was doing my sit-ups, 2500 a day with my twenty pound weight, and one day I couldn't move anymore. I just asked the doctor what's wrong and he said, "Um, believe it or not, your back is broken slightly."

Donna Goudeau - POP hold it down
I'm legally blind. I can see... barely, but I'm an innocent bystander. You know what I'm saying? I ain't do nothin'. I don't know what's going on. All I know is my side of the story; I can't tell no other story. I'm innocent, and mama I love you. POP, hold it down! Pimp squad baby, for life!