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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
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Zack Hemsey
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Steve Conrad - God has already answered your prayers
A man was drowning in the river. A boat comes along and the captain yells at the man "Do you need some help?", No thanks came the reply "God will save me" and off the ship sails. A 2nd boat comes along "Do you need some help?" yelled the captain. No thanks came the reply "God will save me" and off the ship sails. Eventually the man drowns and God is there waiting for him in heaven. "How come you didn't save me" the man asks God. "What are you talking about, I sent you 2 big boats you dummy"

Jay Asher, Thirteen Reasons Why - what do they mean?
If you could hear other people's thoughts, you'd overhear things that are true as well as things that are completely random. And you wouldn't know one from the other. It'd drive you insane. What's true? What's not? A million ideas, but what do they mean?

George R. R. Martin - beautiful world
This is a big and beautiful world. Most of us live and die in the same corner where we were born and never get to see any of it. I don't want to be most of us.