Rudy Franciso
- Mercy
She asked me to kill the spider. Instead, I get the most peaceful weapons I can find. I take a cup and a napkin, I catch the spider, put it outside and allow it to walk away. If I am ever caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, just being alive and not bothering anyone, I hope I am greeted with the same kind of mercy.
Mitch Hedberg
- Juggling Friend
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him if it's in threes. He has three apples left, I guess I can't have one. I wouldn't want to screw up his practice routine!
