Ricky Gervais
- Drunk Driving
But now people know that's wrong. I've done it once and I'm not proud of it. I'm ashamed of it. That was Christmas. I wasn't drunk, but I was over the limit. I took the car out and I knew I shouldn't. I knew I shouldn't be driving. But I learned my lesson, because I nearly killed an old woman. No, in the end I didn't kill her. In the end I just sexually assaulted her.
