Ron White
- When life gives you lemons...
I believe, when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then try to find someone, whose life has given them vodka, and then have a party.
Shakespeare
- To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
