Barney Stinson
I love everything about her and I'm not a guy who says that lightly. I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I cannot stop loving her any more than I can stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.
