Terry Pratchett
- Thud continued
The cry echoed around the cavern and broke through mere rock, so great was the force behind it, melted mere mountains, screamed across the miles ... And in the sombre nursery Young Sam stopped crying and looked around, suddenly happy but puzzled, and said, to his despairing mother's surprise, 'Co!'.
Terry Pratchett
- Thud
They had axes, too. But the thing glared at them and asked: 'Where's... My... Cow?'. They backed away. 'Is that my cow?' the creature demanded, stepping forward unsteadily. It shook its head sadly. 'It Goes, "Baaaa!"' it wept. 'It is... a sheep...'. Then it fell to its knees, clenched its teeth and turned its face upwards, like a man tortured beyond his wits, and beseeching the gods of fortune and the tempest, screamed: 'THAT! IS!! NOT!!! MY!!!! COW!!!!!'.
