I hope a bird takes a massive dump on your car's window. I hope you are late to something and you do not have time to clean the poop off. I hope that the poop then obstructs your vision and you run into the back of a truck that is carrying a load full of manure. I hope you crap your pants out of fear upon impact. Only then will you fully realize how much of a shitty person you are.

Or you could just not post your own writing, because nobody actually wants to read that.

I wrote this quote "I wrote my first quote a few days ago. I recently got my own quote while typing, and, without recognizing my own quote, cursed out the author for an unusual sentence structure." You commented under it and told me I should stop writing quotes then. I sincerely hope you were being sarcastic. If not, you seemed to have completely missed the message. The quote I submitted that prompted me to write this quote was perfectly fine. My point was that we often blame others harshly for things we might forgive ourselves easily for. In the context of this quote. I cursed someone out for having a "bad" quote, upon realizing it was my quote. I stopped and considered that I perhaps blamed someone else for my own error.

Anyway have a good day.

My favourite part was watching the process of that ven clown getting butthurt, and then proceeding to spam a bunch of irrelevant text because he couldn't come up with anything of actual substance to attack me with.

hahaha
I love the white keyboard thing

No. I only press escape when I encounter a shitty pseudo-quote from some wannabe writer. Escaping quotes that are hard would just make your actual speed tank in the long-run. The answer really just is that I'm black.

Lemme guess a fourth time. This time I know my guess is right. Secret = Black. They are synonyms! So, what you said translates to "you have a secret because you are secretive". I think your secret is the escape key. You must be the one who left the quote on the lure of the escape key. Every time you encountered a difficult quote, or made a mistake, or did not perform well, you'd press the escape, and that way only the good results were kept on record. That's why your statistical trend curve is so smooth. But the truth is that every person's trajectory has ups and downs, peaks and troughs, extremities on both poles, and oscillates like crazy. That is my fourth guess.

I can't answer that because it would then cease to be a secret. But there are many keyboards, including laser-projected ones. There isn't any real limit. However, I prefer white keyboards because it makes it easier to confirm that I am indeed black.

I don't know what you mean. I did not ask a sincere question, either, so it's fair. I'm just fooling around wasting precious life. However, do you mean: 1) that you use a black theme? It'd make sense because I use the normal white theme and my eyes are exhausted; 2) that you are talking about race? It'd make even more sense, because I'm yellow (and cowardly). Black or white would indicate English as native language. Yellow such as me, not the case; or 3) that you use a black keyboard? You see, I paid attention. I read that you use comstomized keyboard. And I heard about (but do not know exactly) the different types of switches of a keyboard. What now, is there a black keyboard? Is there such a thing, I wonder.

My secret is that I'm black.