I had to stop breastfeeding after eight and a half months. I could not take it anymore. By the end, I felt like 'The Giving Tree.' I used to not understand what that depressing-ass book was about. And now I know it's about breastfeeding! It's about a mom who used to have all of these beautiful branches and apples, and then this little freeloader comes into her life, takes all of her sh*t, and then she just becomes a sad-ass tree stump with deflated titties!