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I'm really not what you would call a winner. Oh sure, I'm a lawyer. But that's only because I took the bar exam in Alaska and they only have like four laws, and most of them are about when you can, and cannot, kill seals.

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weesin 6 years, 7 months ago
Love this quote. Ted is one of the funniest, yet saddest, characters I've come across on any TV show

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